What if there are actually multiple souls in your body but you’re the most powerful one so you have control over your body and the voices you hear in your head are just the weaker souls talking to you.
and maybe people with schizophrenia don’t have an assertive soul so all of the souls are fighting to take over
both of you write a book together
writers are people who have acknowledged and made friends with their extra souls
I was not expecting that last photo
i actually died when i was 3 and that inspired me to audition for the voice
I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing
I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?
yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate
i like you
the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
so when a bunch of guys have a sleepover, do they all get morning wood?
is there a forest of penises? a penis forest?
glad this is what i’ll be remembered for